Seeking former Zookeepers! Ever wanted to join the exhilarating world of child wrangling, Lego architecture, impromptu dance parties, and pretend-game marathons? Well, you're in luck!

Meet the family: Chris (the breadwinner), Stephanie (the homeschooling goddess), and our terrific trio: Audrey (10, boss lady), Miller (6, chess and Lego master), and Ava (3, gregarious to the nth degree). We’re on the hunt for a super sidekick to swoop in and share in the controlled chaos we lovingly call our family life.

About us:

Our house is full of big personalities and even bigger ambitions. We thrive on organic nosh, creative play, and yes, the occasional dramatic interpretation of Hamilton, complete with costumes. We're looking for an extra pair of hands that can juggle - literally and figuratively, but mostly figuratively.

Job Responsibilities:

Childcare: Play the hero in our children's epic adventures, double as an unbeatable board game opponent, and jump on the trampoline to your heart's content (hose optional).
Light Housekeeping: Help us avoid starring in the next episode of "Hoarders: Buried Alive" by tackling laundry, tidying up, and other organizational tasks.

Meal Prep: Show off your Iron Chef skills by whipping up healthy, organic meals for our mini food critics, while respecting some dietary no-fly zones.

Errands: Transform into an urban explorer by running errands with efficiency that would make Indiana Jones proud.

Evening Care: Hold down the fort during our weekly date night and our monthly "Let's-try-to-adult" financial planning meeting.


Job Requirements:
Reliable Transportation: Can you drive? Excellent. Got your own Batmobile? Even better.

Experience: Got tales from the childcare trenches? We want to hear 'em.

Nutritional Interest: An appreciation for kale smoothies and a disdain for all things artificial would be terrific. We’re mostly organic around here! Except for Revolution Donuts and Jenny's Ice Cream, in that case all bets are off.

Skills: Patience, creativity, ability to speak fluent child, and a natural talent for transforming couch cushions into formidable fortresses.

Background Check: We must insist on this - not just because it's standard, but also because our last nanny turned out to be a wanted art thief (Just kidding... or are we?).

First Aid and CPR: These certifications are a plus, and might come in handy if a game of tag gets too intense.

Availability: Initially, we need you for about 9 hours a week, including evening hours on Thursdays for date night (ooh-la-la) and in addition a four-hour session once per month.

We hope the role grows into more as our finances do!

In return for your services, we offer a salary competitive enough to make your wallet smile, a nurturing work environment, and the occasional knock-knock joke from Miller (or Chris).

If you've got a knack for childcare and a vivid imagination, don’t mind being the sidekick in our family adventures.
We can’t wait to meet you!

Sincerely,

Chris (and the minis)